Monthly Archives: August 2011
When the Bandages Are Removed Scripture Reading: Daniel 3, Matthew 8 In January 2008, I found myself once again lying on a bed in the emergency room suffering from an affliction I had been battling for seven years. Given the … Continue reading
Five Essential Elements of Your Relationship with Christ Communication – It is essential to communicate with others in our relationships. Without communication, it is impossible to have a lasting relationship. How can you ever get to know someone without communicating … Continue reading
Rid Yourself of the Clutter Have you ever heard the saying “Cluttered desk, cluttered mind”? It’s a fact, if your environment is messy and cluttered, it’s virtually impossible to get a clear and concise idea in your mind without being … Continue reading
OOOPS! A nurse went in to check her patient, Mr. Johnson in the ICU whowas wearing oxygen in his nose. The nurse kept trying to communicate with himat his bedside, but all she could get out of him was gasping, … Continue reading
Following Doctor’s Orders Patient: It’s been one month since my last visit and I’m still feeling awful. Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I prescribed you? Patient: Yes, Doc….the bottle said “keep tightly closed”!
The Secret to Longevity? Linda, out for her morning jog notices a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. She decides to approach him saying, “Wow, I can’t help but notice how happy and peaceful you look!” … Continue reading
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates. Peter speaks with them and asks what good each has done … Continue reading
Magic Closet Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!
The Reality of Losing Weight The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
Cardiologist’s Diet If it tastes good — spit it out.